KEEP UR PANTIES ON...

I was thinking after my roommate Marissa said she looooooooooovves English accents To which I shouted (with reckless abandon) "Don't go to England your panties will fall off!!!"
This made me think she should steer clear of English tourist groups and British Embassy's as well...Just to keep her pants from pulling themselves off her body in public.

Though now I think on it many many many girls who are American have a wild thing for English accents...(SEE LOVE ACTUALLY
...Collin Frissell
) And I wonder..."Have these girls been to England? and if so did the spontaneously orgasm on landing of their "virgin Atlantic flight?"

Well if you're American and off to England...be careful...may I suggest steel undies...

cheers